Long story short, Dammit.

The Who: Us
The Why: Stress
The What: Relieving Stress
The How: Doing unto a funny little doll what the world has done unto you.

The Results?

  • 150,000+

    Dammit Dolls Sold

  • 1,000,000+

    Problems Solved "Peacefully"

  • $7,800,000,000+

    Property Damage Prevented

What is a Dammit Doll, anyway?

Sexy Yarn Hair

No elaboration necessary.

Funny Poem So You Can LOL

Laughter is the best medicine. Penicillin is a close second.

No Eyes, No Ears, No Mouth

No judgement. Can't see the chaos. Can't hear your outbursts. Won't spill your secrets.

Stuffed with Soft Stuff

Protect your prized possessions. Firm enough to take a beating, but soft enough to spare your desk, your walls, and your dignity.

Stands 12 Inches Tall

Big enough for a satisfying beatdown.
Not big enough to fight back. Probably.

I'm Sold. Sell me some dolls already!

We'd love to.

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